The Care and Feeding of the BigAss Sling

machine wash
Into the washing machine on warm (you can use a bit of bleach), then hang dry. Did we mention that the BigAss sling hangs dry in two hours? Really.


no machine dry
The dryer won’t kill a BigAss Sling, but it does shorten its life. If you must, put it in with some towels for ten minutes then hang it. Don’t let anyone in your BigAss Sling until it cools. The poly webbing may look wrinkled, it should pull back into shape with use.


how to carry
pics coming!

how to store
You can store your BigAss Sling just about anywhere (remembering that long term exposure to the sun’s UV lightwaves will eventually rot the polypropylene webbing and then the nylon too)

if it rips
Send it back to me (clean please) and tell me how it happened. I’ll repair or replace your BigAss Sling (my lifetime guarantee against any manufacturing defects)

getting crisco(tm) or silicone lube off your BigAss Sling
Water based lube (and anything it contains) will easily wash out in your washing machine.

If your mess has been more creative, wipe as much lube and santorum as you can off the sling. Put your BigAss Sling in the sink, run hot tapwater over the lube, and squirt dishwashing liquid (such as Dawn) onto the lube stained area, agitate and rinse. Then wash in your washing machine machine as normal (with some towels on WARM). You may lightly add bleach if you wish.